Sometimes....

you are the picture that comes in the frame when you purchase it

and sometimes you are just a real live birth control ad.

I should insert a picture of some chaos here, but I didn't remember to document the night that we got locked out of our beach condo and my son had to pee in his Lightning McQueen water bottle, or the dry heaving that ensued the next day when he attempted to drink out of the (heavily sanitized) stainless steel makeshift restroom, or the crying jag resulting from too hot sand separating the boy from the ocean. I'm sure that day we were the poster children for family planning, but most days we were the picture in the frame.