Today, as you push your babies in antique prams, starch their daygowns, and iron their crib sheets, I urge you to take a minute and ponder some great advice for raising both boys and girls.
For Boys: "Stay away from dumb". ~ Eric Taylor, esteemed coach of the East Dillon Lions on "Friday Night Lights".
For Girls:"So she(Tara Reid) had superglue in her purse with her that she used to glue her tooth back in place after it got knocked out during a night of partying. She had it on her person, so she's like the MacGuyver of sluts. Don't be prepared for everything all the time, don't be the Macguyver of sluts." ~Chelsea Handler
I didn't find either quote printed on any cards at Hallmark, but useful advice nonetheless. Happy Mother's Day, moms! I would say enjoy your day off but I know we will all wipe a butt, spear a straw in a juicebox, get food out of somewhere it missed or perform another equally glamourous act at least once today!
bahaha! i love chelsea
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