Do you ever put yourself in someone else's shoes (figuratively, of course) when thing aren't going your way? I really try to do this to keep my problems in check in the grand scheme of things. Sometimes it works better than others. So, the next time your husband or significant other is being a COMPLETE jackass (and please don't leave me a comment saying you don't evern have this problem to begin with) ask yourself the following questions?
1. Did he go on Larry King Live in a shirt so bright and heinous he looked like a carnie stopping by to chat in between carnival stops?
2. Did he get new contacts that make him look like he's the breakout star of "New Moon"?
3. Does he have diamond studs making it appear that he's trying to rival Oprah (no one rivals Oprah)?
4. When he argues does he resemble the kid from your childhood that always took his ball and went home when the game wasn't going his way?
You can probably answer "NO" (hopefully a very emphatic "NO") to at least one of these....and you're welcome ! :)
Hahahaha! You are so right!
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