~ Did Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon let it slip that their twins were born to her own music? I bet she makes them watch "Glitter" instead of Baby Einstein, too.
~Is the "tattoo under the arm near the rib cage" SO popular right now. If Tori Spelling wants to recite her wedding vows can't she watch the video or memorize them?
~ Does my 5 year old only have a potty mouth on the baseball field? I know that with nine 5 year old boys trying impress each other that one of them is bound to climb the back stop like a spider monkey and shout "this hurts my penis", but why does it have to be the one who belongs to me?
~Is it only Tuesday?
ha, ha, love your post today!!
ReplyDeleteI bet you look fabulous in TOMS!! I have the sparkly silver ones, I have never seen a homeless person in sparkly shoes:)
OMG you are hilarious! PS I don't think TOMS look good on anyone ;)
ReplyDeleteI love TOMS! I've only tried on a pair but reeeally want the bright red ones! You'd look fabulous in them. :)
ReplyDeleteI gaged when I heard the Mariah Carey thing. So cheesy, I wonder what song it was? and Tom's look horrible on me too, I will never sport them ever!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, you always make me laugh out loud.. thank you for that!! I have a pair of Tom's. I love them. They are over the top comfortable, but I am truly not sure how great they look!! Just being honest here.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!!!
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I love your posts!
ReplyDeleteI think I"m the only person in the world who hates Toms.
hilarious...and I seriously doubt you look homeless in TOMS...lol.
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