My thoughts exactly....

Who will be my daughter's family when my husband and I are dead from stress-induced cankers?" she said. "She must have a sibling."

~Tina Fey on David Letterman soon after announcing her second pregnancy

This is what I'm going to start telling people when they ask (and yes, they have no shame and do) why my kids are 5 years apart in age.

And yes, stress induced cankers is probably the way we will go, too. Comes with the territory!