Why???????
1. Has it taken me almost 30 years to own a pair of Frye boots. Best.investment.EVER!
2. Can my almost 5 year old make anything anyone says into a fart joke?
3. Are the other moms in the preschool parking lot the distracted bunch that almost hit me and my son at least once a week? (aren't moms supposed to be the most vigilant species out there? I'm worried about who's brining the wine to bunco tonight too, but maybe we could just email about it instead of coordinating while standing in a line of traffic?)
4. Do Ramen noodles rule my life right now? This self professed food snob enjoys a serving at least twice a week under the cloak of darkness.
5. Do I attempt to read the "Bob" phonics books with my son before bed when I know I can't partake in a glass of wine afterwards? That 30 minutes is rough, but helping nonetheless.
What keeps you up at night?
Ooh ramen. Salty goodness. Great post!
ReplyDeleteI recently dreamt I was tryind desperately to interview Miley Cyrus.. Sometimes it's better just to lay awake think!
ReplyDeleteFunny! I posted something very similar like this just yesterday! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI just got a pair of Frye boots, too, and I LOVE them!!! And I waited 31 years!
ReplyDeleteYou are FUNNY! Love this..I've had my fryes for almost 15 years and sadly they are disintegrating. But for what it's worth, they've seen some good times.
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