4.13.2010

Because I Love a List...

3 posts in a day (I know I am doing nothing to combat my previous statements that I don't spend all day on the computer) but this is largely related to the fact that having a little one not feeling well makes me feel like I have complete carte blanche to do nothing related to the day to day organization of this house so I can be at his beck and call (does anyone else feel like this?) Since I have been hanging out watching Tom and Jerry all afternoon I have had ample time to think and compile a list of questions I am hopeful you will have at least a few answers to:

1. WTH is happening on Y&R? Is the fake Lauren Sheila or not? I apologize in advance if you thought these were going to be life altering pontifications :(

2. Have you ever seen someone have such an unusual and inappropriate reaction to a situation that instead of getting mad, you just feel sorry for them? I was apparently (and inadvertently) blocking a woman with the largest land yacht I have ever seen from her parking space at Target this morning. Once she got my attention (because silly me, I was watching for oncoming traffic instead of worrying about how she was going to park her tourbus) and I will leave out the details of HOW she got my attention, because I am a lady and because I don't want my little blog flagged by homeland security, she proceeded to scream obscenities that would make a sailor blush WITH 2 kids in tow. Apparently I looked very menacing because after she got herself under control, she sent her daughter back outside to stand guard in case I got crazy with jealousy and tried to damage her sweet crown victoria, because nothing screams Mom of the year like having your teenager be your bouncer. I said a quick prayer that (1) Thank goodness she wasn't a COMPLETE psycho who was packing and (2) her kids emancipation petitions (because let's face it, that's inevitable) go through without a hitch. YIKES......what else do you say?

3. I am LOVING all the jewelry at Anthropologie. I haven't had great luck with the last few online orders I've placed, which has made me pledge to only buy in store, which led to a jewelry love affair of epic proportions. Check it out.

4. DVR'd Young and the Restless has ended during the course of this post, so question #1 has been answered!

5. Isn't checking stuff off your list the best?




3 comments:

  1. YAYYYY for checking items off of lists!!!!!! Best therapy ever!

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  2. Hope your little one feels better soon! Love crossing things off lists - it's a running joke in my family that I make lists of lists to be made. :) That woman at Target sounds like a hot mess...

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  3. Read your blog....first time commenter. Girl, I hear ya on on a sick kid. Hope they are feeling better. Y&R. I've started my own little chatfest on FB w/me friends who are in the closet about watching it. They only know how to change people's faces....everyone wants to look like the other one...gotta love it.

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