2.10.2010

No logic to this one...

Since we are all over the place with NO routine because of the weather, this post will be too!


We are making red velvet cakeballs for Valentine's Day favors. The boy loves this because he says the batter makes him look like the joker and the joker is "so fierce"(no more project runway for him). The other night we made a volcano,and it actually erupted. So, now officially, I got nothing. Can't top a volcano in the mind of a 4 year old. The following is my list of randomness and outrage! Enjoy!

1. Ellen was on AI last night. I think Chelsea Handler's stylist must have hopped on over to that set and reaked havoc there. Ellen always looks so good on her show. Last night, not so much. Bon Jovi called, he said he wants his jean jacket back.

2. I saw on Fox News this morning that Rachel Uchitel (Tiger's first mistress and true love) is now going to be a special correspondent on Extra. What a great message being sent to young girls: you actually can sleep your way to to fame and fortune, don't worry about working hard or being a good person, just sleep with anything upright and away you go!

3. A couple of you asked what was on the registry for the 5 year old's party so I'll spill: It was most anything a normal 5 year old boy would love, but this mom has gotten on her soap box so many times about how much she hates boys playing with guns or "weapons"(of the Nerf variety. not Plexico Burruss style shooting himself in his own leg in a nightclub) that she had the child make a registry so technically she isn't purchasing them, but he is still getting what he wants...just my theory(but I know Im right, because eventually, if you run your mouth long enough you just set yourself up, right?) From us, he is getting some playdoh and a donation to the SPCA, because if there is anything worse than nerf weapons(the horror...) its play doh(Im pretty sure that's banned in her house too) and maybe if they go to the SPCA they'll come home with a puppy!!!!!

4. I hope if you are still reading you are having a great (inclement weather free) week! Modern Family tonight....so funny!!

3 comments:

  1. I love your SPCA gift idea :) Hope you have an incident free inclement weather day!

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  2. I had not heard that about Rachel Uchitel. What a disgusting display of ratings greed. I have heard people say how embarrassing this must be for Elin, but the only people who should feel shame are these women and Tiger. And now I guess we can add Extra to that list.

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  3. now following thanks to the entertianing house. Love your blog name, I am a red girl myself. Modern Family was great, so glad it made it across the pond to us in London.

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