You know your wine glass is definitely blocking the view of your "Mother of the year Award"

When the sweet, loving, affectionate, little angel documented above turns into Chuckie with one simple phrase,"I want a new mommy and daddy" and you HELP him get his suitcase out to pack...seriously, preschool has ended and he has morphed into that creature on his shirt. I remember seeing a rerun of Andy Griffith and Opie wanted to run away from home so the nauseatingly perfect Sheriff Taylor helped him write his letter before he left. Opie chickened out and the Aunt Bea served dessert. Im still waiting for the little old lady to walk out of my kitchen with a still warm from the oven pie.